May 22, 2003
Unschooling pic of the day: Occasionally We Sleep
Yes, it's been a year since we updated. So?
Quotes of the Day:
"Mommy, I love my globe, but what I really want is a globe with the supercontinent of Pangea." -- Hollis
"Mommy, I found a 1 Euro coin that dropped in the lego box!" -- Hollis
"Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hollis hid my Powerpuff Girls and now they're lost and I can't find theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I WANT MY POWERPUFF GIRLS! WHERE ARE THEY I WANT THEM RIGHT N...... oh, never mind, I found them." -- Annika
June 17, 2002
Unschooling pic of the day: Strange Fantasy World
-- Essay by Mommy --
So I wake up this morning and my kids (6 and 4) are
playing high concept Little People.
"Zoo!" says the 4yo. "Get the zoo, Mommy! We need
the zoo. The animals need a place to hide from the
poachers!"
"Urgle," I say, rolling off the futon and nearly
landing on my head. I am not a morning person.
By the time I've returned from their room with Fisher
Price Zoo in hand, the kids have constructed a paddock
out of Disney DVDs.
"That's a trick," they explain. "Those movies trap
the bad guys." (God help the bad guys. Disney
movies? The court system should hire my kids to mete
out justice.)
I leave them to their strange fantasy world to take a
shower. When I come out, my 6yo is spouting tidbits
from the Shaquille O'Neal biography he is reading.
"That's great, honey!" I say, hoping I don't sound too
bitter. I am a Celtics fan and the recent Lakers
victory still hurts.
Undaunted, he follows me into the computer room. "FUN
FACT FOR THE DAY! Why did the Americans put a tent on
the other side of the river at West Point?"
"Ummmm..." I say non-commitally, but it's obvious he's
not going to let me off the hook. I am tempted to
comment on Shaq's woeful free throw percentage as a
cruel distraction, but instead I bow my head and
concede defeat.
"So the English England people couldn't take over the
river!" He cackles as if it's a joke. Or maybe he's
just laughing at my ignorance. I'm not sure.
About three minutes later he returns. He is holding a
pair of socks in his hand. "Which way do these go
again, Mommy?" he asks.
And I feel like a normal mother again.
June 12, 2002
Unschooling pic of the day: The Play Family Castle Arena
What we did today: Put the futon up all by ourselves! Yay!; Ate the strawberries we picked yesterday; Drew maps; Invented an obstacle course to race; Listened to They Might be Giants; Played with dominoes; Made some Latin verb cards; watched a movie; Watched a documentary on ancient Ireland to kill time before the basketball game.
What we learned: Istanbul and Ankara are cities in Turkey. Istanbul is on the border of Asia and Europe; Istanbul was Constantinople, Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople, Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks; How to conjugate various Latin verbs; "Threepeat" is a damn dirty word.
June 11, 2002
Unschooling pics of the day: Hollis making calculations from his world atlas | Annika playing Chopinsticks.
What we did today: Played blocks and cars and fisher price people; went to the post office; picked strawberries from the garden; watched cartoons; played outside; perused the Barbie.com and NASCAR.com websites; watched a Nova about honey bees; looked at the world atlas.
What we learned: Different ants build different sized anthills, and some termites build really giant ones with towers (discussed on the way to the post office); Canada is slightly bigger than the U.S. in land area; Wrestling is not allowed in the post office, but if you're nice the post office guy gives you lollipops; Sometimes you have to wait an extra day for fruit to ripen before you can pick it; It doesn't matter that your sister borrows your hat if you never wear it anyways; Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland; American Indians are not the same as "Indians" from India; Turkey is partly in Europe and partly in Asia; There's nothing Mommy can do about the heat; India is subducting under the Asian continent and that's what made Mt. Everest; There are six states in New England; There is a leap year every four years because a year is really 365 days and 6 hours long; Mommy can only answer about 200 geography questions per day before she loses the ability to think.