Most likely to be FPW in disguise: Aphew
Least likely to be FPW in disguise: FPW
Message board comedian: Bjones
Most mysterious: Rada
Most likely to keep the demands for "Aftershock" sated: Susan
Most likely to be mistaken for RJ in a dark alley: Jake Nacht
Most likely to post on topic: FPW
Least likely to post on topic: Lisa
Most likely to be president of the FPW fan club: Stephen King
Most likely to ask "Which books are in the Adversary Cycle?": Any newbie
Most conspicuous by his absence: Hutch
Most likely to be everyone's favorite author: F. Paul Wilson
Most likely to post "You rule!" and never post again: Male newbies ages 14-19
Most likely to fan conversation for a week and then disappear for two months: Mike
Most likely to be mistaken for Mike: Michael
Most likely to be overawed upon meeting FPW in person: Lisa
Least likely to be overawed upon meeting FPW in person: Aphew
Newest Newbie: Virgil
Most devoted overseas fan: Heide Goody
Most likely to be confused with FPW: Paul
Least likely to return from lurkdom: Mrs. Aloa
Most respectful: Marc B.
Most likely to ask FPW a sensible question (and get an answer): Susan
Most likely to mailbomb Ben Affleck if he wins the RJ role: Michael
Least likely to win the RJ role: Bob Saget
Most likely to defend Ben Affleck's honor: (tie) Lisa & Susan
Most likely to own everything FPW's ever published: FPW
Second most likely to own everything FPW's ever published: Aphew
Most likely to be mistaken for FPW in a dark alley: Colin Andrews
Least likely to be mistaken for FPW in a dark alley: Danielle Steel
Most likely to besmirch FPW's good name: (Tie) Fix-it Farfel and Handyman Gack (Sorry Chris and Mike! hehehe)
Most missed: Rev. Pablo
Special Lurker Award: The Chris Triumverate (Chris, Chris Foix, and the third Chris with the rotating last name)
Runner-up lurkers: Zath, DaveM, Andy Shelton, Brennor Matheson, Jim Gdog
Most straightforward poster: Anonymous Coward (posted April 29th, 2000)
Best subject line: (Tie) "Mr. Grapegrabber" (Brennor, May 24th, 2000) and "You killed Kenny?" (Caleb Schooley, July 5th, 2000)
Lisa's favorite subject line: "Lisa is our new best friend" (Brennor, May 29th, 2000)
Most obscure subject line: "Who ordered the pizza...?" (mikey3245, June 3rd, 2000)
Posters mentioned in subject lines: Aphew, Susan, Mike, Lisa, Hutch, FPW, Dave, Chris, Brennor
Most blatant attempt at a pick-up: "Susan is a brainiac!" (Mike, June 6th, 2000)
Truest subject line: "Susan is a brainiac!" (Mike, June 6th, 2000)
Most Fanboy-esque discussion: Who would win in a fight, RJ or Jake Nacht?
Least welcome potential message board participant: Michael Mann
Most frequently mentioned books: THE KEEP, ALL THE RAGE, NIGHTKILL, SIBS, BLACK WIND
Most hashed out, re-hashed, hashbrowned, and hashished topic: Who will play RJ in the movie?
Character who most deserves more message board space: Peter LaNague
Most mentioned short stories BESIDES "Aftershock": "Midnight Mass," "A Day in the Life"
Most strangely under-asked question: Why is there no tomb in THE TOMB?
Most likely to sell her children on eBay: Lisa
Name most likely to give you the urge to sneeze: Aphew
Most regretted video rental/purchase: THE KEEP
Evidence that this message board is frequented mostly by male fans: Bati thread
Most attached file: "Aftershock"
Most likely to feature FPW in a dream: Lisa
Funniest typos: Eric referring to Mann's THE KEEP -- "I've craped better films then that" (July 6, 2000)
Most thought-provoking question: Why do we assume Jack is white? (BJones, July 19, 2000)
Most confused poster: Someone who tried to hire Jack for a fix-it job (can't find the post - but I remember it!)
Least missed feature of the old message board: The obscenity detector, I donkey!ume
Most hilarious posting: Aphew's email pooping incident (and most hilarious response: by the person who said they'd hate to see him send a fax).
Most dedicated fpw fan: Lisa (Note: this nomination was from Chris Foix; I disagree and think that Aphew deserves this title)