The Chat Glossary

Sirens

  • Susan and her minions; those who sound the Siren Call

    Siren Call

  • An irresistable force that summons chatters to the chatroom

    CLURPIES

  • A hideous incurable chat disease, possibly caused by too many trips to the 7-11

    THUNDERCLAP

  • A chat-transmitted disease, mostly harmless except for the Marcs it leaves.

    • Thunderclap3

  • A young naif who occasionally comes to chat. We're pretty sure he's a virgin.

    FABFOGG

  • Lisa

    GG

  • Tony

    Effy

  • F. Paul Wilson

    • The Man

  • F. Paul Wilson

    FPW

  • F. Paul Wilson

    Gawjus model

  • Susan

    The Brit

  • DaveM

    The Queen

  • Lisa or Susan (usually Lisa)

    FWAH

  • A male with a strong hetero history who lives in Nebraska. Likes teeth.

    Coke

  • The chat award for beating someone to the punch. As in "Jinx, owe me a Coke."

    • CM

  • "Coke me." Say this to claim your award.

    Corndog

  • A tasty snack preferred by the inhabitants of the #RJ chatroom.

    :-O

  • CORNDOG!

    Corn-fused

  • Most of us, most of the time.

    • LOOL

  • The great god of the chatroom. Known to induce laughter.

    IVS

  • Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Watch your spelling, folks.

    Evil

  • see "Michael Mann"

    • "Rape bothers me."

  • Tony's brilliant political statement of the year.

    "It is a scary thing."

  • Lisa's equally brilliant follow-up.

    brb

  • "Be right back."

    • brb (if said by Marc)

  • "Be back in 30 minutes, maybe."

    bbl

  • "Be back later."

    ty

  • "Thank you."

    yw

  • "You're welcome."

    Paris

  • Where you go to get a great view of the Eiffel Tower.

    • Nebraska

  • The mysterious location that houses FWAH, Aphew, and lots of corn. Field of Dreams not included.

    Staple guns

  • Handy weapons for teaching your students a lesson. Store in locked Hutch.

    • Michael Mann

  • see "Evil"

    ROTFLMAOPMP

  • What happens when we get silly.

    You're a mess

  • A compliment; means "cute."

    Deep Yopic

  • An interesting topic of conversation.

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