There were strange things afoot (and a-head) at GU-3. If you can view these photos without running away in terror or converting to paganism, you must be a dark fiction writer.

Putting aside the frightening fact that some people deliberately suck carcinogens into their lungs and profess to enjoy it, this picture is bothersome for a number of reasons. First of all, Marc's eyes are sporting the gleam of a serial killer. Secondly, Tony has lost the entire top of his skull, presumably to the weapon that Marc "the Butcher" Buhmann is holding just below camera range. Lastly, and perhaps most disturbing, the two of them appear to be incarcerated within the panel of glass, and we know how badass Zod became after he busted his way out of the Phantom Zone. I am worried.

I love Susan, but when she starts offing her fellow GUers and affixing their shrunken, dismembered heads to her shoulder as a fashion statement, it's time to employ caution in our friendship. And note how ecstatic Marc is about the killing. Poor Scott. We hardly knew you.

This appears to be a normal photo until you spot Maria "Ring Girl" Konrath lurking in the background. I am not too proud to admit this picture scares me shitless. Just to be safe, I am staying well away from all reflective surfaces for the next seven days.