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from the road -- Zanesville, OH
Posted By: fpw
Wednesday, 31 January 2001, at 7:42 a.m.

Wish I could sleep.

Typing this pre-sunup in the parking lot of a Motel 6. Afraid to get a room. They're looking for me after I ran that roadblock in western PA.

Just downed a bowl of Quisp -- dry -- and a handful of Sour Patch Kids (thanks, Susan).

I'll swap plates with a car in the lot here; that should allow my '60 Studebaker to slip along the interstate unnoticed.

My Merde-lywood mole tells me Jonathan Lipnicki has been tapped for the part of Jack's mother in the cinderblock-from-the-overpass flashback sequence. When I heard the news I got a little reckless and ripped off a bazooka from a sporting goods store off I-80 -- thus the roadblock.

Just a few more of these chocolate-covered coffee beans and I'll hit the road again.

Why can't I sleep?

Must be because I was laughing so hard at the Queen's "The Keep" DVD page. Laughed, that is, until the sobs began. Should have ripped off two bazookas.

Later,

FPW

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