Los Angeles, CA Associated Press 2001
"SNUBBED AGAIN!"
Spago restaurant became the scene of a violent outrage as pint-sized actor Emanuelle Lewis attempted in vein to turn over the chair in which he sat waiting for his food. His outrage came on the heels of discovering from his agent that he had lost the bid on the role of Repairman Jack. The role was handed to Pepsi lip-sync prodigy Hallie Kate Eisenberg.
"Damn Honky Bitch!" Lewis reportedly cried out as he pulled his booster seat of the chair and kicked it about.
Owner Wolfgang Puck attempted to calm Lewis who in turn bit the reknowned chef on the pinky toe.
Lewis and his agent were unreacheable for comment.